A tribute - Amanda Marais (1978 - 2005)

Roses may tragically wither away; but they leave behind a fragnance none compared...

It's hard to believe that someone so close to you suddenly bids a goodbye, and you don't even get a chance to tell her how much she meant to you as a friend.
True, I have never seen her except in pictures, true we have only been friends for 2 years but true friendship doesnt need one to know a person physically, the emotional connection is what differentiates a friend and a close friend.
A few years from now, when i turn back and think of things that have shaped me as a person, I will see Amanda, a girl beautiful in heart, free in mind and above all a person who lived life by the rules she set!
Amanda was all this and more...I don't know where she is now...but wherever she is, I know she is already making a few stars shine brighter.

Shweta

Do you realise, how beautiful you are:::
I never meant for this blog to be personal, but this article is something I should have written the day I created this blog.
Its about my girl - Shweta, someone who has meant and given me much more than I could ever possibly imagine. I am not gonna get into histrionics, but I can tell you that she was always meant to be mine and it was just a matter of time till she realised that...
I love my girl and I do wish that what we have lasts us a lifetime, coz I sure as hell know, if not her my life will become an empty vacuum.
I love you shweta and I want you to know, whereever you are, whatever you do I'll always be there thinking about you.

Size does matter!!!

NOW I'm not pulling your leg guys — but girls CAN tell the size of your willy just by looking at your feet. In a giant step for manhood, sorry mankind, scientists confirm the old wives’ theory that a bloke’s foot size is directly related to that of his todger.
And the Moscow University team has even come up with a formula to help ladies size up a potential partner at a glance: willy size = foot length in centimetres + 5, divided by 2.
So a British size six, which is 24.8cms, means the fella’s old fella measures 14.9cms, or a shade under six inches.
And a guy who stomps around in size 12s will have a healthy 16.8cms or 6.72inches — surely enough to satisfy the most demanding old boot.

The theory is based on research on thousands of men. But don’t panic boys, if your willy lacks welly.
You could always pop out and buy a pair of of winklepickers.
I guess boffins have hit the toe-nail on the head.
But : “I now fear for the prospects of shorter men. There’s only one answer — join a circus. Because if there’s one group of men laughing today, it’s clowns.”