Woman shouldnt be talking balls!

I'm so fed up with woman talking football! And I'm not a MCP nor a woman hater! its just that it kinda bugs me when they talk football. (I'm not saying I'm Raymond Domenech now but i definately am the average football fan and we do discuss players and strategies) and then one goes::
:oh yea Brazil will win.
Why?
They have Ronaldinho.
Hmmm, you a Brazilian fan?
Yes, I love their team!
Who else do you know in their team?
Ronaldo, ummm Roberto Carlos.
And?
(Long Pause) Brazil will win! Ronaldinho will score and he is cute too!
sniff!sniff!
I have already decided never to define what an offside is to them!
In the end of all that someone comments, "Fine, and remember next time we go out shopping, we will never call you"!
Yaay!