MANners - A guide to bad manners!

After a lot of research, the great one is providing you average men with a list of things to do...so you may smarten up and know how to behave better!

1 - In the loo, chaps, it’s eyes up at all times — unless you’re next to a celebrity, when a quick glance is OK. Whistling is fine at the urinal and washbasin but not in the cubicle — and you can sing when washing, but at no other time.

2 - How to behave IN THE NUDE — don’t use a towel like a two-handed saw between your legs in the gym changing room.

3 - In buses, give up your seat to pregnant women and old ladies — but only if they are not tourists.

4 - HUGS and KISSES between males are acceptable, but only in the family — and HANDSHAKES should be firm.

5 - At the disco, older guys should stroll on to the dancefloor, not rush, and stick to their era. Funny dancing isn’t funny and mouthing lyrics is as bad as playing air guitar.

Just follow these simple rules and see the world become a better place...

Sodamn Insane photographed with his free Willy!

After all the commotion from the American Govt over the exclusive pics taken by The Sun of the now reclusive tryant dictator Saddam Hussein in his caged cell, I feel it is uncalled for....I mean, Saddam is now ranked along side the Hitler's of the world, and such pictures just goes to show that the law finally always catches up with you...These pics are definately a much needed relief pill to the families of those unfortunate and powerless Iraqi's who were mercilessly tortured and massacred by Saddam and his tribesmen....

In other news eminem's new video of his song "Ass like that" has a lesbian sex romp act in it...hmmm, Ahhh the wonders of the world....I remember President Bush had once commented "Eminem is one of the biggest terrorists to kids"...I disagree, Eminem always thinks good about kids, and I can prove it....check out the 2 lyrics
""So Kids "SAY NO TO DRUGS", so there'd be more for me"....aah what a noble man...
he is also a campaigner against corruption on T.V when he says rightfully so
"Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade,
they got the discovery channel don't they?"
Ban Discovery Chanel!

Big Brother is watching over you!

A topic for today is Moral Policing, and do we need them? According to me...NO....I mean comeon, till we were 18, we had our parents controlling us, and then, we are "legally" allowed to go out and be free, wear full pants and what do we get? Some people acting like legal gods, or moral policing, No this is bad, no that is immoral??? I mean, who or what gives them the right to ban what we want to see or do? or better still, who gives them the right to even get the idea that they can try to restrict our movements towards the path of "their pre-conceived notion of morality"....Preaching morality is agreeable, not enforcing it....

The World's hairiest Dictator and the movies!!!

It's official, Osama Bin Laden replaces Tom Hanks from "Castaway" and Sharon Stone's beaver from "Basic Instincts" as the world's hairiest celebrity caught on tape!

He has replaced last year's winner Saddam Hussein who not only earned "The Hairiest Dictator" award from the World Association of Hairy Men but who also had to later pay a hefty bill to the American Dentist Association. I mean, Who would've thought that the American Dentist Association was behind the biggest ever manhunt in modern history? I mean if they had just told Saddam they only wanted to do his root canal (as shown in the video footage of his capture), maybe he would've given himself up earlier, eh? It could very well be that he went into hiding after he realized what his bill was going to be...

News reports have quoted the American Barber Association are now going to be wooed by the U.S authorities to try the same method to capture Osama!

In other news, Spiderman hero Tobey Maguire has recently signed on to co-star with George Clooney and Kate Blanchett in the film "Good German".

I personally think Tobey Maguire is much more suited for a role in a gay porn movie.

Beware of the "DE"vil

This is an article to criticise someone I have always loathed, her name is Shobha De, I can actually puke everytime I hear her name...I hate her so much!!! First came the apes, then man, and dog's (ok I never said I was good in Darwin's theory of evolution) but somewhere along this came Shobha De, and the dictionary invented the word Bitch!
Why does she ever have to open her mouth or write!!! Arent there jobs which dont involve any of these two????
Ok It seems there aren't! Hmmmph!!!
With an ego, than can outweigh a 100 elephants! and a motor mouth which vrooms more than it moves! I can bet there are hardly 3 people who read her articles in the newspaper! the author herself! the editor! and sadly her husband!!!

Of Birthday's and birthday suits!!!

Ah finally it's my birthday....birthday's suck...they come just once a year....and when they are over, you suddenly realise a whole year has been added to you...you have grown a few grey cells, suddenly got a lot more wrinkles and while lamenting all this you ask yourself "what have I achieved till now?"
Birthday's can be good for one reason that you get to buy you some decent clothes....My mom always told me, that I loved to be in my birthday suit....Upon inquisting further, she replied with utter disdain " when you were a kid, and we had guests coming home, you'd get so excited, you'd strip and dance near them" Ufff, no you can come home, I dont do any such things now....

Me! 

Lighting Lamps for World Peace! Bah!!!

Yesterday, there was this huge commotion in my area...People were supposed to light lamps, 1,25,000 of them for WORLD PEACE, now where did i hear it last? aaah Miss congeniality, hmmm....Impressive no doubt...But it had me thinking, what was the occasion? There were no terrorist attacks recently?, then why this hullabaloo, kept me wondering....yes there was a T.V crew, there were sponsors and celebrities. Not surprising coz in India no event can take place without atleast a pinch of celebrity content in them....
Now I beg to differ and I am sure there will be a lot out there who disagree with me...but i still believe it made no sense to organise this in a small locality like mine where the last act of terrorism occured around 1973 when a thief robbed a empty house (if that can be deemed an act of terrorism), I really believe it made no sense in organising such an event in my area, instead of either doin it in a war stricken area or a area where there was communal disharmony....and what about all the money spent? why not use that money to build better infrastructure or help the poor?