What time is it? Time to party!!!

Ok who apart from Paris Hilton parties in london, shits in new york, drinks in frankfurt, parties even more in paris and makes a fool of herself everywhere else!!! ME!!!!
Been partying so much, and what tops up is that i get to drink all the best brands of wine, whisky, beer, you name it, they got it kinda!.
I met up with this film director from Finland, and while I havent bagged any role, sleazy or other, it was a very interesting hookup...
Went to Frankfurt this time, where a few captains and some senior hostesses called me for a party they were throwing, and what a party it was, we danced, well ok they danced, drank and the hotel we are put up at the Inter Continental is close to the uhh lets say gentleman's club areas....went to this shop called Dr. Meuller, a sex shop, and was amazed by the things they kept to make mankind horny!!!
From there I went to Chicago, and couldnt go out a lot there coz the weather was a lil too cold for comfort, so confined myself to the hotel room, the internet parlour and the swimming pool!
Adios