Bad Ass day!

So, I'm in New York City, about to take the metro and go downtown, sittin in the chair, i get up realising, my jeans gets stuck to this nail in the seat! It doesnt matter! its jeans hello! they are strong! I get into the train, thankfully im seated, come to the 34th street, when i get off, and walk 12 blocks when suddenly i realise the a/c vent in my pants start working, and i have cool air comin in to me...A quick check on my zip tells me its workin fine, and a quick check on my butt tells me i have a 20 cm hole in my pant! damn nails in seats!!! Oh and no undies make matters worse!!!
What do i do?
Huff! Puff! Sweat!
Relax, its New York City baby! Walk another block, take a cabbie to the hotel and all's well, now only have to wait 2 months and pray no nerd made an mms clip of that! and then life is all good!!!