Size does matter!!!

NOW I'm not pulling your leg guys — but girls CAN tell the size of your willy just by looking at your feet. In a giant step for manhood, sorry mankind, scientists confirm the old wives’ theory that a bloke’s foot size is directly related to that of his todger.
And the Moscow University team has even come up with a formula to help ladies size up a potential partner at a glance: willy size = foot length in centimetres + 5, divided by 2.
So a British size six, which is 24.8cms, means the fella’s old fella measures 14.9cms, or a shade under six inches.
And a guy who stomps around in size 12s will have a healthy 16.8cms or 6.72inches — surely enough to satisfy the most demanding old boot.

The theory is based on research on thousands of men. But don’t panic boys, if your willy lacks welly.
You could always pop out and buy a pair of of winklepickers.
I guess boffins have hit the toe-nail on the head.
But : “I now fear for the prospects of shorter men. There’s only one answer — join a circus. Because if there’s one group of men laughing today, it’s clowns.”