It's official, Osama Bin Laden replaces Tom Hanks from "Castaway" and Sharon Stone's beaver from "Basic Instincts" as the world's hairiest celebrity caught on tape!
He has replaced last year's winner Saddam Hussein who not only earned "The Hairiest Dictator" award from the World Association of Hairy Men but who also had to later pay a hefty bill to the American Dentist Association. I mean, Who would've thought that the American Dentist Association was behind the biggest ever manhunt in modern history? I mean if they had just told Saddam they only wanted to do his root canal (as shown in the video footage of his capture), maybe he would've given himself up earlier, eh? It could very well be that he went into hiding after he realized what his bill was going to be...
News reports have quoted the American Barber Association are now going to be wooed by the U.S authorities to try the same method to capture Osama!
In other news, Spiderman hero Tobey Maguire has recently signed on to co-star with George Clooney and Kate Blanchett in the film "Good German".
I personally think Tobey Maguire is much more suited for a role in a gay porn movie.
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